Well, it looks like one loud-mouthed anti-Tesla protester learned the hard way that picking a fight with someone in a DOGE shirt might not be the smartest move. A viral video from comedian Danny Mullen’s YouTube channel shows exactly what happens when smug, aggressive activists run into someone who doesn’t just talk the talk — he grapples it to the ground.
The scene unfolded at a sizeable anti-Tesla protest in Palo Alto earlier this month. Mullen, known for his irreverent street comedy, showed up wearing a pro-Trump hat and a DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) t-shirt — basically the leftist protester equivalent of a red cape in front of a bull. He was there to poke some fun and record it for his audience. At first, things were relatively tame. Protesters rolled their eyes or laughed him off — standard “live and let troll” stuff.
That is, until one middle-aged bearded activist, dripping with performative rage, decided to escalate. After mocking Mullen in a fake hick accent and yelling “Sir, we have tiny d–ks, and that’s why we support this sh-t!”, the man slapped Mullen in the face, knocking his hat off, and called him a “little b–ch.” Big mistake.
Mullen, who happens to be a trained Brazilian jiu-jitsu brown belt, didn’t go nuclear — he went surgical. “To quote King Theoden: So it begins,” Mullen deadpanned in his commentary. He gave the guy a warning slap in return. The protester didn’t back down. Bad call number two.
What happened next was a masterclass in self-defense. Mullen expertly locked up his opponent, took him down cleanly, and eventually trapped him in a triangle choke — a jiu-jitsu move that shuts off blood to the brain in seconds. No wild haymakers. No unnecessary aggression. Just clean, controlled, and effective.
“I’m not going to hurt him,” Mullen said as he released the guy. “This was a catch and release situation.” But let’s be real — that triangle choke wasn’t just a timeout; it was a reality check.
🚨🇺🇸 TESLA PROTESTOR ASSAULTS DOGE SUPPORTER, GETS LESSON ON WHY FIGHTING IS A BAD IDEA
A Tesla protestor knocked the hat off a DOGE shirt-wearing counter-protestor, not realizing he had just provoked a jiu-jitsu brown belt.
The martial arts expert swiftly took the aggressor… https://t.co/0AxnLp4T2g pic.twitter.com/wYqPiE3i9x
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 30, 2025
The cherry on top? The same protester who initiated the assault claimed, “I hit your hat, dude,” as if his slap just accidentally connected with Mullen’s face.
Mullen’s final commentary nails it: “People who know how to fight don’t start fights.” And people who don’t know how? Well, they end up in triangle chokes on YouTube, going viral for all the wrong reasons.