Serial Pooper Drops a Steaming Load Next to Hillary Clinton

I can’t even imagine a story that gets any better than this. This is simply fantastic! Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was reportedly left embarrassed after an alleged serial pooper decided to drop a particularly foul-smelling turd near her seat in the Shubert Theater in New York City during an intermission of ‘Some Like it Hot.’ Despite the best efforts of the theater staff, who cleared up the mess quickly, news of the incident is said to have spread rapidly among VIP guests, including Steven Spielberg and Martin Short.

This incident has proven to be highly amusing for those who are not supporters of Hillary Clinton…like me. After all, what would have been more embarrassing than having one’s presence at a show associated with such a stinky situation? It is believed that this may have been an intentional act by someone who either smuggled in their own feces or had a habit of pooping at the theater. Some sources even claimed that this was already the fourth time this individual had done so!

Either way, it certainly puts into question security measures at the Shubert Theater – along with other venues hosting shows or events attended by VIPs. Given modern technology and surveillance setups, it is surprising that someone could get away with such an outrageous act multiple times. Furthermore, one wonders what kind of punishment they would receive if they were caught.

According to sources who spoke to Page Six, the house crew efficiently and effectively dealt with the smelly situation. Hillary and Chelsea stayed for the second act despite the smell and unpleasantness.

The show has drawn some prestigious visitors including Steven Spielberg, Martin Short, Eddie Izzard, Kristin Chenoweth and more; however, it appears that they missed on the crappy part of the show.

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Concrete Cowboy

When this person gets caught, this becomes an even bigger news story.

Doug301

They failed to mention the most important fact…the perp was most likely a dog…they are serial poopers and don’t give darn where they relieve themselves…

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Gregory W Ganser

I’m not sure it was wise wasting excrement for such a rotten heinous demonic evil corrupt power-hungry money-laundering wrech such as Hillary

lissdy

amen Gregory!

breck

This might be as bad as walking thru the capital building on 1\6, hilarious, but if caught it would incite the perpetrator to commit suicide while tying himself to a tree with the gun 10 feet away

Firewagon

Having achieved ‘two to the chest, and one to the head!’

Ima Enyurphase

Whoever should have done it in their laps.

Lee

Or covertly on the seat of the Hildabeasts chair, Runny enough that she sat on it before finding it. That way she would literally and figuratively stink.

CPOBill

You sure it wasn’t biden in disguise! He has been known to poop himself.

My2Cents

2 POS for 2POS.

Gerald Ladd

Whoever should have crapped in their seats!

LMB

Very appropriate of the Phantom chitter!! Just like Chitaries ideas!!!

Bud

–it happens.

James

Wait, I thought they said the theater staff cleaned up the mess??? But then they state Hillary stayed for the second act. These statements seem to be at odds. I mean if the theater staff actually cleaned up the mess, how did Hillary remain in the theater. I think they cleaned up the wrong pile of sh*t.

Denny

Did anyone consider that it might have been Hillary herself who left the stealing pile. After all, she left her Senate office, her SOSUS office, the White House and the Governor’s mansion in the same condition.

MikeyParks

An oldie but goody. The only thing that would make this story better would be if it was on her head.

Firewagon

“Stayed for the second act….” No surprise about that. The smell they were visited with is nothing more than the same smell they spread themselves, and they could not tell the difference!

Sherry

Give that person a present. He seems to know when the toilets around.

R.V.Winkel

Couldn’t Of Happened To a More Worthy POS!

Budtkuss Zydeco

Don’t be ridiculous. HiLIARy did it. Press is running cover for her.

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