I can’t even imagine a story that gets any better than this. This is simply fantastic! Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was reportedly left embarrassed after an alleged serial pooper decided to drop a particularly foul-smelling turd near her seat in the Shubert Theater in New York City during an intermission of ‘Some Like it Hot.’ Despite the best efforts of the theater staff, who cleared up the mess quickly, news of the incident is said to have spread rapidly among VIP guests, including Steven Spielberg and Martin Short.
This incident has proven to be highly amusing for those who are not supporters of Hillary Clinton…like me. After all, what would have been more embarrassing than having one’s presence at a show associated with such a stinky situation? It is believed that this may have been an intentional act by someone who either smuggled in their own feces or had a habit of pooping at the theater. Some sources even claimed that this was already the fourth time this individual had done so!
Either way, it certainly puts into question security measures at the Shubert Theater – along with other venues hosting shows or events attended by VIPs. Given modern technology and surveillance setups, it is surprising that someone could get away with such an outrageous act multiple times. Furthermore, one wonders what kind of punishment they would receive if they were caught.
According to sources who spoke to Page Six, the house crew efficiently and effectively dealt with the smelly situation. Hillary and Chelsea stayed for the second act despite the smell and unpleasantness.
The show has drawn some prestigious visitors including Steven Spielberg, Martin Short, Eddie Izzard, Kristin Chenoweth and more; however, it appears that they missed on the crappy part of the show.